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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance