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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

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Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scientists reveal a surprising link between depression and microbes in your mouth - PsyPost

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Scientists Predict a Million-Fold Drop in Oxygen — Here’s What it Means for Earth’s Future - The Daily Galaxy

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

ESA supports Moon mission carrying first European rover - European Space Agency

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

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Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is Billie Piper Playing the Doctor or Rose? 5 Theories About ‘Doctor Who’ Twist - TV Insider

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Updates To UFC 317: Topuria vs Oliveira - UFC.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Problematic porn use remains stable over time and is strongly linked to mental distress, study finds - PsyPost

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

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